Katulong : Sir, sino mas yummy, si mam ba o ako?
Sir : Siyempre naman ikaw day, bakit?
Katulong : Naguguluhan lang po kasi ako, sabi ng driver, mas yummy daw si mam.
The Cat Scan
A man's dog has a problem so he takes him to the veterinarian. The veterinarian looks at the dog and says that he'll have to take him to the examining room. In the examining room, he takes a cat out of a cage and lets the cat walk all over the dog, but the dog doesn't do anything.
Doctor: Your dog is dead.
The man goes out to the receptionist and asks for his bill.
Receptionist: That'll be 5000 pesos.
Costumer: What! 5000pesos? How's that possible?"
Receptionist: It's 2000 pesos for the consultation, and 3000 pesos for the CAT SCAN.