Bata : Kinsay mas brayt pa, Amerikano o Pilipino?
Papa : Mas brayt ang Amerikano dong.
Bata : Unsa man?
Papa : Kay ang mga bata didto sa Amerika , gagmay pa gani mayo na kaayo mo-ininglis.
John Drunk Arrive at Home
True bravery is to arrive home..
John fully drunk from late night out and mom waiting with a broom in hand, then he asked:
John: Hey mom, still cleaning?