Lalaki : May sasabihin sana ako huwag ka magagalit ha..
Babae : Ano yun?
Lalaki : I love you!!!
Lalaki : May pag-asa ba ako
Lalaki : Hey reply naman dyan... hayyyyzzzz
Lalaki : Galit kaba sa sinabi ko??
Lalaki : Magreply ka, kung hindi magpapakamatay ako ngayon din.
Lalaki : Hawak hawak ko na ang baril. ( nagpakamatay na ang lalaki )
Babae : hi! sorry late reply, tumae kasi ako.
Babae : I love you too, tayo na!
Babae : Hey!! asan kana??
Ayan!!! Lesson : Dapat dalhin niyo ang cellphone sa CR kapag tumae para walang mamamatay..hehehe
Atenean Versus Lasallite
There are two guys taking a piss in the bathroom... an Atenean and a Lasallite.
After taking a piss, the Lasallite washes his hands in the sink, while the Atenean just looks in the mirror. The Atenean moves to leave when the Lasallite speak.
Lasallite: Tsk.. in LaSalle they teach us to wash our hands after we take a piss" then goes back to scrubbing his hands.
Atenean: In Ateneo, they teach us not to piss on our hands! Go ahead keep washing
