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LALAKING PANGIT HUMILING SA DIWATA NG KALIKASAN-KAIBANG NILALANG

Precious Gomez
Beatriz is a Nurse in the Philippines

Diwata : Ano ang iyong kahilingan, lalaki?


Lalaking pangit : Nakikita mo ang mapang ito? Dalhin mo ako sa bansang ito (New York), at sa babaeng maganda.


Diwata : Pasensya na, pero hanggang dito lang sa Pilipinas ang powers ko, iba na lang ang hilingin mo.


Lalaking pangit : Sige, hiling ko na maging normal na tao ka na lang , para pakasalan mo ako.


Diwata : Patingin nga ng bwiset na mapang iyan, at baka magawan ko ng paraan para makapunta ka ng New York.



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Trainer: Use the ATM!



25, Jun 2014, 20:23 PM (PH time)
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Precious Gomez

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