Lasing : Hoy!!! Sino ang matapang dyan! Lumabas lang...
Lalaki : Ako!! Bakit lalaban ka?
Lasing : Kuya, pwedeng pakihatid ma ako sa bahay kasi takot ako sa misis ko eh!!
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Hubog : Hoy!! Sin-o maiosog diri?? Gwa lang!!
Lalaki : Ako!! Ngaa mabato ka?
Hubog : Manong, basi pwede mo ako idul-ong sa amon balay, nahadlok tuo ako sa asawa ko.
Topic: Drunk guy dared on the street who is brave to accompanied him onto their house.
Son Help his Mother
Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.
Pedro Guess what John’s eat for Lunch
Pedro: Look at your face I know what you had for Lunch.
John: What was it?
Pedro: Fish.
John: No, that was yesterday.
Teacher ask John about his Homework
Teacher: John, Did your father help with your homework?
John: No, he did it all by himself.