Driver : Misis, pakiusog lang po maraming pasahero ang sasakay. Bakit kasi nag-iisa lang kayo sa upuan at nakapameywang pa kayo dyan.
Misis : Anung nakapameywang???.....Naykupo, nadukot ang dalawang pakwan na bitbit ko.
Mother Who's Getting Silent
Father: hey Son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?
Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard
" GLUE STICK "