Sa Labas ng nursery room habang nakatingin ang magkaibigan sa baby.
Pedro : Pustahan tayo pare, paglaki ng anak mo magaling yan magdrive.
Juan : Bakit pare? Nakikita mo ba sa mga kamay nya?
Pedro : hindi ah!! Kamukhang kamukha kasi sya ng driver nyo.
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Sa gwa sang nursery room nagalantaw ang mag abyan sa bata.
Pedro : Pre, pustahanay ah! Pagdaku sang imu nga bata, sagad gid ini magdrive.
Juan : Ngaa pre? Nakita mo sa iya mga kamut?
Pedro : Indi ah! Kaitsura gid tuo sang inyo nga driver!!
Topic: Peter said to his friend John when John’s son grew up he became a good driver. John asked why and peter answered he looks like your driver.
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