Driver : Ang mga pangit dyan bumaba na, may check point banda sa unahan.
Pasahero : Tapos kuya?? Sino na lang ang magda-drive ngayon??
The Philippine President
The Philippine presidents flying in a plane.
GMA: what if I throw a check for a million pesos out the window to make at
least 1 Filipino happy?
CORY: but my dear, why don't you throw 2 checks for half a million each and
thus make 2 Filipinos happy?
RAMOS: why not throw four checks for a quarter of a million each and make
four Filipinos happy?
And on it went until finally, Erap blurts out:
"but madam president, why not simply throw yourself out of the window and
make all the Filipinos happy?"
