May earthquake sa Iloilo, magnitude 4- 8am
Sa isang room ng hotel...
Amerikano : Is this all in Iloilo earthquake? Back in San Francisco California, when this kind of magnitude hit, people we’re just doing nothing. It’s just a regular earthquake.
2nd day ........
Iloilo earthquake, magnitude 4, 8am
Amerikano : (inside his room) Ahhh!! This is also normal, It’s just an aftershock of yesterday’s Iloilo earthquake.
3rd day....
Iloilo earthquake, magnitude 4, 8am
Amerikano : (inside his room) I think this is man made ,we get a lot of this in San Francisco. Whenever this is a building construction going on.
4th day...................
Iloilo earthquake, magnitude 4, 8am
Amerikano : (inside his room) There is no freaking new buildings...This is odd...
5th day..........
Iloilo earthquake, magnitude 4, 8am
Amerikano : (inside his room) What the puck!!! This is making me mad!!!
6th day.................
Iloilo earthquake, magnitude 4, 8am
Amerikano : (inside his room, tulala na)
7th day.....................
Iloilo earthquake, magnitude 4, 8am
Amerikano : I can’t take it anymore, i will go home.
Juan : (biglang lumabas sa ilalim ng kama) Sir...sir... ip u kam bak, u bring mor op dis playboy komiks ha.
A Gang Rob the Bank
Next day, in CNN
News:"BIGGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED!”
