May duwa ka man-og nga naga istoryahanay.
Man-og 1: Pre, anu ta klase man-og man, kita bala sang klase sang man-og nga kung mambiktima puluputan naton hasta mapatay o pagbuntog naton mapatay sila tungod sang hilo ta?
Man-og 2 : Ngaa mangkot ka gid haw?
Man-og 3 : Nakagat ko tuo ang dila ko.
TAGALOG TRANSLATION
Dalawang magkaibigang ahas nag-uusap.
Ahas 1: Pare, anong klase tayong ahas, tayo ba pag may biktima tayo eh pinupuluputan natin hanggang mamatay o pagkagat natin mamamatay na sila agad?
Ahas 2 : Bakit mo naman natanung yan?
Ahas 1: Kasi nakagat ko ang dila ko.
During Delivery of John’s Wife in Iloilo
John and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in Iloilo. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, John’s wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance.
John: What you want me to do, Doctor?
Doctor: Hold the lantern, John.
After a few hours.....
Doctor: Here it comes!
The doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
Doctor: John, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy.
John: Saints be praised, I...
Before John can finish the Doctor interrupts..
Doctor: Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, John.
Soon the doctor delivers the next child.
Doctor: You've a full set now, John. A beautiful baby daughter.
John: Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in..
Doctor: Hold the lantern, John, Hold the lantern!
Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor holds up the baby for John’s inspection.
John: Doctor, Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?