Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

Juan : Itay, may multo daw sa kusina natin? Nakakatakot naman yon.

Tatay : Sino nagsabi sayo yan?

Juan : Ang katulong natin, si Inday.

Tatay : Hay! Naku! Huwag ka nga maniwala don, hindi totoo yan. Huwag na huwag kang matakot ha, ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako.

Juan : Saan tayo pupunta itay?

Tatay : Doon sa kusina kasi kanina pa ako nauuhaw, samahan mo ako.


Juan : Tay, tuod na mga may tamawo sa aton nga kusina?

Tatay : Sin-o man sina nag hambal sa imo?

Juan : Ang aton kabulig, si Inday.

Tatay : Ayyy!! Sagad ka sina pati, indi na tuod ah! Wala sang tamawo. Maayo pa updan mo na lang ako.

Juan : Sa diin kita makadto tay?

Tatay : Didto sa kusina, kaina pa ako gina-uhaw, updan mo abi ako.

Man Lost Thousand peso Bill

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: There was a man who lost a thousand peso bill.

Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Student: No. I was standing on it.

Bitten By The Vampire

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

Patient: Will it make me better?

Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

The Man And God

Man: Why did you make women so beautiful?

God: So that you will love them.

Man: But why did you make them so dumb?

God: So that they will love you.

Pretty Or Ugly

Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

John: I think you're pretty ugly.

About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig


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