Juan : Itay, may multo daw sa kusina natin? Nakakatakot naman yon.
Tatay : Sino nagsabi sayo yan?
Juan : Ang katulong natin, si Inday.
Tatay : Hay! Naku! Huwag ka nga maniwala don, hindi totoo yan. Huwag na huwag kang matakot ha, ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako.
Juan : Saan tayo pupunta itay?
Tatay : Doon sa kusina kasi kanina pa ako nauuhaw, samahan mo ako.
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Juan : Tay, tuod na mga may tamawo sa aton nga kusina?
Tatay : Sin-o man sina nag hambal sa imo?
Juan : Ang aton kabulig, si Inday.
Tatay : Ayyy!! Sagad ka sina pati, indi na tuod ah! Wala sang tamawo. Maayo pa updan mo na lang ako.
Juan : Sa diin kita makadto tay?
Tatay : Didto sa kusina, kaina pa ako gina-uhaw, updan mo abi ako.
Man Lost Thousand peso Bill
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a thousand peso bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
Bitten By The Vampire
Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
The Man And God
Man: Why did you make women so beautiful?
God: So that you will love them.
Man: But why did you make them so dumb?
God: So that they will love you.
Pretty Or Ugly
Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
John: I think you're pretty ugly.
