Misis : Love bagong ligo ako, Nag-ahit din ako, alam mo na ibig sabihin non...(sabay kindat sa mister)
Mister : Oo, alam na alam ko.....barado na naman ang daanan ng tubig sa banyo.
The Dog Bite the Man
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
John: Does your dog bite?
Shopkeeper: No, my dog does not bite.
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
John: Ouch! I thought you said your dog does not bite!
Shopkeeper: That is not my dog!