Pedro : Pare, bakit ka malungkot?
Simon : Asawa ko nag-hire ng bagong driver, Gwapo, Bata, Macho..
Pedro : Nagseselos ka?
Simon : Hindi pare, nagtataka lang ako kasi wala naman kaming sasakyan.
Correct Way to Pronouce the Word Hawaii
John and Peter went to Honolulu on holiday. Soon they began to argue about the correct way to pronounce the word "Hawaii.”. Peter insisted that it's Hawaii, with a "w" sound. And John said it was pronounced like "Havaii," with a "v" sound.
Finally, they saw an old native on the beach, and asked him which was correct. The old man said it's "Havaii." The student who was right was very happy, and thanked the old man.
The old man said "you're velcome."