Maria : Mare, gumamit daw ng Viagra si pare. Tumatayo ba parati?
Ana : Naku! Laging tumatayo, pero maliit pa rin gaya ng dati.
Maria : Mare, tigamit man kuno ug Viagra si pare? Gahi diay kaayo pirme?
Ana : Ahh gahi tuod kaayo, pero pwerte lang gihapong gamaya.
Topic: Two friends discussing about Viagra, but the penis is still small.
Exhibit of a Wealthy Filipino
At an event in exhibit a wealthy Filipino announced that he had lost his wallet
containing 50,000.00 and would give a reward of 2,000.00 to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall John’s voice shouted, "I'll give 5,000 pesos!"
A Gang Rob the Bank
A gang decided to rob a bank…they opened every vault and found only cups of
yogurt. So they ate it all…
Next day, in CNN
News:"BIGGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED!”
