Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

Eksena sa loob ng dyip...

Ngongo : Mama, mangimara sa nganto!

Hindi kumibo at deritso pa rin ang pagmamaneho

Ngongo : Mama, langpash na ango, mangimaro na lang sa tabi.

Diritso pa rin ang drayber.

Ngongo : Mama ano ma!!?? Saming mara sha tami eh!

Ipinara din yong dyip sabay baba ni ngongo.

Pasahero : Mamang drayber, bakit naman sa malayo niyo ipinara yong ngongo ang layo ng lalakarin pabalik non.

Drayber : Mamuti nga sha nganya, ngasi nilolongo nya ango eh!!

The Young Army is a Gambler

A young Filipino army officer was transferred from one post to another, and his colonel sent along a letter saying that he was a good officer but he had a terrible vice...gambling.
Colonel: Young man, I hear you have an addiction to gambling. That's not good. What do you bet on anyways?"
Young Army: Oh anything sir, for instance. I'll bet you P2,500 that you have a mole on your left shoulder."
Colonel: Just to show you, I'll take you in on your bet. So he removed his shirt to prove he had no mole on his left shoulder. The officer paid him P2,500. The Colonel reported to the officer’s former CO that he had taught the officer a lesson and that he had won, stating what had happened.
Former CO: The young officer won! Before left me, he bet me P10,000 he would have your shirt off within 5 minutes from meeting you!

About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig


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