Judge : Hinawakan mo ba ang dibdiib ng babaeng ito?
Ngongo : Hini po! Hini po your honor!
Judge : Aba pilosopo ka ah! Hinawakan o hinipo pareho lang yan.
Erap and the American Woman in New York
While in New York, Erap accidentally bumped an American woman
Woman: Pfuck you!
Erap: Pfuck you too!
Husband hears the commotion and approaches
Husband: What seems to be the problem here?
Erap: Your wife pfocked me first, so I pfocked her too