Araw ng Lunes...
Juan : Ale, may apple po ba kayo?
May-ari : Wala kami apple eh! Alam mo naman na maliit lang to na tindahan.
Araw ng Martes...
Juan : Ale, may apple po kayo?
May-ari : Sus!! Wala kami apple o kaya mansanas, lakas mo mag-trip ah!!
Araw ng Miyerkules...
Juan : Ale, may apple ba kayo?? Yong mansanas..
May-ari : Isang tanong mo pa tungkol sa mansanas at pakuin ko ang bunganga mo na yan!!!(galit na galit).
Araw ng Huwabes....
Juan : Ale, may pako kayo?
May-ari : Ayy!!! Wala kami pako eh!!
Juan : Eh!! Apple meron kayo???
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Adlaw sang Lunes...........
Juan : Nang, may apple kamo diri?
Tag-iya : Wala noy! Gamay lang ang tiangge ko. Wala kami gabaligya prutas.
Adlaw sang Martes....
Juan : Nang, may mansanas kamo?
Tag-iya : Wala gani, apple man o mansanas wala kmi. Kadungol sa imo nga bata ah!!
Adlaw sang Myerkules.....
Juan : Nang, may apple kamo?
Tag-iya : Isa pa ka pamangkot, ilansang ko gid na ang imo baba.
Adlaw sang Hwebes.......
Juan : nang, may lansang kamo?
Tag-iya : Sus!! Wala gid..
Juan : Ahhh!!! Ti mansanan may ara kamo???
Man Inside the Bus
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
Peter: What's the matter? Are you sick?
John: No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing.
A Dog Bite the Man
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
John: Does your dog bite?
Shopkeeper: No, my dog does not bite.
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
John: Ouch! I thought you said your dog does not bite!
Shopkeeper: That is not my dog!
Who Are The Best Among The Three Restaurant
There were three restaurants on the same block. One day one of them put up a
sign.
Peter: The Best Restaurant in the City.
The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign.
Simon: The Best Restaurant in the World."
On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign.
John: The Best Restaurant on this Block."
