Jinky : Manny pag magkakaanak ulit tayo, anong magandang name?
Manny : E di, combine na lang ng name natin “Manky”
Aling dionisia : Aba! Kailangan kasama din ang pangalan ko.
Manny : Naku! Midyo mahirap yon nay.
Aling Dionisia : hindi ah! May naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny : Tagala nay? Anu??
Aling Dionisia : Diomanji!!
English Teacher catching Juan sleeping
English Teacher: Juan! Name me two pronouns!
Juan: Who? Me?
English Teacher: That is correct! I thought you were not paying attention.