Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?
Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak?
Eh, di pang-lima, kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?
Man Receive a Phone Call
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.
John: Ok, give me the good news first.
Doctor: The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.
John: Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?
Doctor: The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.