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PARI NANGHIRAM NG BIBLIYA SA SAKRISTA- NAGNGHULAM SANG BIBILIYA

Janine David
Janine is a Executive Secretary in the Philippines

Pari : Iho, pahiramin mo naman ako ng bibliya na binabasa mo.


Sakristan : Playboy po ito father.


Pari : Yan na lang!


Pader : Dong, pahuwama ko anang bibliyang imong gibasa bi.


Sakristan : Palyboy man ni pader.


Pader : Kana na lang eh!



Topic: The priest borrowed a Bible to a sacristan, but he only have Playboy magazine.



Pedro is Late

American: why you came late ?

Pedro: Juan, tulungan mo ako magpaliwanag. Kanina nagdadalawang isip kung

aalis kasi ang araw hapon na.

Juan: I two by two walk because the sun is Japanese.


Science Subject

Teacher: What will change if the ice water turns into ice?

Simon: The price, sir....



31, Jul 2014, 16:59 PM (PH time)
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Janine David

Profession: Executive Secretary
Philippines , Manila , Taguig

 
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