Pedro : Kuya, ibalik ko ang DVD na binili ko.
Tindero : Bakit naman?
Pedro : Walang lumalabas na picture at wala ding sound, sayang lang. Maganda sana kasi mukhang suspense ang title nya.
Tindero : Ano po ba ang title ng binili nyo?
Pedro : “The Lens Cleaner”.
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Pedro : Manong ibalik ko ang ginbakal ko nga DVD.
Tindero : Ngaa man haw?
Pedro : Wala sang picture nga nagagwa kag wala man sound, kanugon gani. Daw kanami pa kay title pa lang daw suspense na.
Tindero : Anu ang title sang ginbakal mo haw?
Pedro : “The Lens Cleaner”.
In the Restaurant, Customer order Soup
Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.