Boy: Pahiram naman ballpen mo..
Girl: Okay
Boy: Ba't ayaw sumulat?
Girl: Ha? Sumusulat yan! Kakagamit ko lang nyan kanina eh..
Boy: Sige nga, sulat mo nga number mo.
No Longer Interested
Teacher: John, what do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are
no longer interested?
John: A teacher!!!
What Wonder Girls Say
Wonder girls may say,
"I want nobody, nobody but you..”
Then, the boys will reply,
"I want your body, your body not YOU!!!"