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Four Catholic Mother Talk About Their Son

Four catholic mothers are sitting around, bragging about their sons, each of whom is

a priest.

First mother says: My son is a monsignor and when he walks in the room, people greet him: "Good morning Monsignor!”

Second mother says: Well, my son is a bishop and people greet him: "Good morning

your Grace!”

Third mother says: Well, my son is a cardinal and people greet him: "Good morning

you’re Eminence!”

The fourth mother pauses and says: "My son is seven feet tall and is 350 pounds of

pure muscles. When he walks outside, people greet him: "Oh My God!”


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