Anak: Tay, bilhan mo ako ng Samsung Galaxy S5.
Tatay: Sabihin mo muna yun magic word.
Anak: Rachel
Tatay: Anong Rachel?
Anak: Pangalan ng kabit mo.
Tatay: Ano bang kulay gusto mo? Baka kelangan mo rin ng casing.
Four Catholic Mother Talk About Their Son
Four catholic mothers are sitting around, bragging about their sons, each of whom is
a priest.
First mother says: My son is a monsignor and when he walks in the room, people greet him: "Good morning Monsignor!”
Second mother says: Well, my son is a bishop and people greet him: "Good morning
your Grace!”
Third mother says: Well, my son is a cardinal and people greet him: "Good morning
you’re Eminence!”
The fourth mother pauses and says: "My son is seven feet tall and is 350 pounds of
pure muscles. When he walks outside, people greet him: "Oh My God!”
