Student: Patay! Exam na naman bukas! Di pa ako nakakareview! Bahala na si BATMAN!!
Batman: Naku!! Ako na naman ang bahala!!
Boy Propose to his Girlfriend
Boy: I love you!
Girl: shut up
Boy: I want you!
Girl: shut up
Boy: I miss you!
Girl: shut up
Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl:` Really?
Boy: Shut up!! rice is expensive