Boy: Ang break up natin mas worse pa sa traffic ng EDSA.
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: I can't move on.
Chinese Lady went to the Market
A Chinese lady can’t speak English. At the grocery, she wanted to buy pork leg, she
showed her legs. Next day, she needed chicken breast, she showed her breast. On
the third day, she brought along her husband because she wanted sausage. What
did she do?
Oh, dirty-minded!
Her husband can speak English....