Boy: Nagfafarmville ka ba?
Girl: (kinikilig) Yup! Why?
Boy: Mukha kang farmer eh!
Pedro’s Mother Came From...
John: Where did your mother came from?
Pedro: Alaska
John: Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself.
John Get Angry to his Wife
John was getting annoyed and shouted to his wife
John: Hurry up!! Or will be late.
Maria: Oh!! Shut up.. Haven’t I been telling you for the last hour that I’ll be ready in a
minute??