Boy: Nakakain ka ba ng watusi?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi kapag ngumingiti ka, may nakikita akong spark.
Beauty Pageant:
Judge: What if you find that your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do and why?
Petra: I’ll still love him..
(Everybody claps)
Judge: Why?
Petra: Because, AIDS doesn't matter!, thank you.