Sakristan : Father bakit may nakasampay na daster, bra, at panty sa may kumbento. May asawa po ba kayo?
Father : Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon niyo, hindi ako mabubuhay. Tumatanggap ako ng labada.
Weather Forecast
Peter was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny.
Peter: Good morning John ... John, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you Notice?
John: Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see.
Peter: The Weather forecast?
John: Yes, the weather forecast. The forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain.