Killer : Anong pangalan mo babae? (nakakatakot ang itsura)
Maria : Maria po. (nanginginig ang boses)
Killer : Kapangalan mo pala inay ko, dahil diyan hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw lalaki?
Juan : Juan po, but my friends call me Maria.
A Wise Men
One day at home, wife name Ana is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy name Romeo.
Romeo: Hi, is Leo home?
Ana: No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a while of silence.
Romeo: You know Ana, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I‘d give you a 10,000 pesos just to see one."
Ana thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a 10,000 pesos! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says
Romeo: That was so amazing I‘ve got to see both of them. I‘ll give you another 10,000 pesos if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later Leo arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him.
Ana: You know, your friend Chris came over.
Leo thinks about it for a second...
Leo: Well did he drop off the 20,000 pesos he owes me?"..
