Nagtitinda : Balut, balut, balut kayo dyan!
Pedro : Bibili ako.
Nagtitinda : Ilan po sir?
Pedro : Magkanu muna ang balut?
Nagtitinda : Dose lang po ito, mura lang.
Pedro : Eh! Ang asin magkano?
Nagtitinda : Libre lang po.
Pedro : Hmmm..
Nagtitinda : Bili na po kayo, dose lang.
Pedro : Magkau ulit ang asin?
Nagtitinda : Libre nga lang po.
Pedro : Sige, bigyan mo ako ng tatlong kilong asin. Tutal libre lang naman pala.
Erap and the Cellphone
Erap and Jinggoy attended a party and Jinggoy asked Erap to hold on to his cell phone while he went around.
When Erap got home, he realized that he still had Jinggoy’s cell phone with him. Erap got the cell phone and started to text.
"Anak, na sa akin pa ang cell phone mo."