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SI TATAY SOSYAL NA PAGDATING SA DE LATA

Emily Diaz
Emily is a Teacher in the Philippines

Juan : Tay pahingi ng 20pesos, bibili ako ng delata


Tatay : Anak, mga probisyana lang ang tumatawag ng delata, englishin mo!


Juan : Paano?


Tatay : Kang gud!!



John ASk His Boss a Day Off


Two factory workers are talking.
John: I can make the boss give me the day off.
Pedro: And how would you do that?
John: Just wait and see. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss: What are you doing?
John: I'm a light bulb.
Boss: You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.
Pedro starts to follow John.


Boss: Where are you going
Pedro: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

21, Jun 2014, 13:35 PM (PH time)
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Emily Diaz

Profession: Teacher
Philippines , Manila , Pasay

 
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