Amo : Bakit ka umiiyak?
Yaya : sabi po ni dok, tanggalan po ako ng butlig.
Amo : Para butlig lang, ang OA mo naman.
Yaya : Kasi okay lang kung right lig o left lig..pero bakit naman butlig.
Best Doctor advice
Patient : I am so not satisfied with your advice! It did me more harm than good!
Doctor: But tell me, why?
Patient: You told me to sleep at night with my windows wide open.
Doctor: And what.. did you get rid of your cold?
Patient: Not at all... I did not get rid of my cold, but someone rid be of my purse, my watch and my money!