Habang naglilinis ng sala bigla nag-ring ang telepono.
Yaya : Hello po..
Sir : Nasaan si mam mo?
Yaya : Nasa itaas po sir, may kasamang lalaki sa kwarto niyo.
Sir : Anu??? Patayin mo sila kung ayaw mo matanggal sa trabaho (galit nag alit).
Yaya : Masusunod po sir.
Pagkalipas ng 30 minuto..
Yaya : Hello po sir, patay na po sila.
Sir : Itapon mo sila sa swimming pool.
Yaya : Sir, wala po tayong swimming poo.
Sir : Ayyy..ganun ba, sorry wrong number.
John have a Big Trouble
John: I'm in a big trouble!
Pedro: Why is that?
John: I saw a mouse in my house!
Pedro: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
John: I don't have one.
Pedro: Well then, buy one.
John: Can't afford one.
Pedro: I can give you mine if you want.
John: That sounds good.
Pedro: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
John: I don't have any cheese.
Pedro: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
John: I don't have oil.
Pedro: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
John: I don't have bread.
Pedro: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
