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SIMON KINAUSAP ANG KASAMBAHAY SA MGA PABORITONG PAGKAIN NG BIYENAN

Precious Gomez
Beatriz is a Nurse in the Philippines

Amo : Inday, titira dito ang biyenan ko ng tatlong buwan, ito ang mga paboritong pagkain niya (sabay abot ng mga listahan).


Inday : Sige po sir..


Amo : Subukan mong lutuin ang mga yan at ikaw ang papalayasin ko.


ILONGGO TRANSLATION


Amo : Manang, maistar diri ang akon nga ugangan sang tatlo ka bulan, ari ang mga paborito nya nga pagkaon.


Inday : Areglado sir ah!!


Amo : Tilawan mo nga lutuon ang mga ina kay ikaw gid ang malayas diri sa balay.



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04, Jul 2014, 17:25 PM (PH time)
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Precious Gomez

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