Misis : Hon, good news buntis ako.
Biglang na-badtrip si Simon..
Simon : Anung good news don?
Misis : Bakit hindi ka ba Masaya magiging tatay ka na.
Simon : Paano ako maging Masaya?? Nakalimutan mo na bang baog ako?
A Man is Talking to God
John: God, how long is a million years?
God: To me, it's about a minute.
John: God, how much is a million Pesos?
God: To me it's a penny.
John: God, may I have a penny?
God: Wait a minute.
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