Mister : Malapit na ako mamatay, kaya ngayon ipagtapat mo na sa akin kung sino talaga ang ama ng bunsong anak natin. Dahil sa kanilang siyam siya lang ang ang ubod pangit.
Misis : Aaminin ko na sa’yo, huwag kang magalit ha! Siya lang ang tunay mong anak.
Pinoy’s Technology
American Scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these, they announced that the ancient Americans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network.
Across the globe the Japanese on the other hand would not be beat, so they ordered their own scientist to dig even deeper. 100 meters down they found round pieces of glass and soon they announced that the ancient Japanese 35,000 years ago already had a nation-wide fiber network.
Now the Filipino scientists were outraged, so they dug 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing! Later they announced that the ancient Filipinos 55,000 years ago had cellular phones.
