Isang araw habang nag-aararo ang magkaibigan, biglang nagtanung si Pedro kay Juan.
Pedro : Pareng Juan sino ba ang mas mahal mo, ang alaga mong kalabaw o si misis?
Juan : Misis ko siyempre.
Pedro : Bakit naman?
Juan : Kasi si misis lagi kong katabi kapag gabi sa pagtulog.
Pedro : hinuhubaran mo din ba si misis?
Juan : Aba!! Syempre naman.
Pedro : Oh!! Eh dim as mahal mo talaga ang kalabaw mo kesa sa misis mo.
Juan : Huh!! Bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Pedro : Kasi ang kalabaw kapag sinakyan mo,nilalagyan mo ng sapin. Samantala si misis tinatanggalan mo ng sapin bago mo sakyan.
Topic: Pedro asked Juan who do you love most your carabao or your wife. And Juan answered "My wife, because we sleep together". But Pedro said "You love your carabao than your wife, because before you ride the carabao you put a cover on him, While your wife you're removing a cover before you ride.
Weather Forecast
Peter was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny.
Peter: Good morning John ... John, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none
on the other. Did you Notice?
John: Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see.
Peter: The Weather forecast?
John: Yes, the weather forecast. The forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain.
