Juan: Ah, waiter, bakit may langaw itong Bihon ko?
Waiter: E, kasi po Sir, sa sobrang sarap ng Bihon namin pati langaw gusto makatikim.
Man Inside the Bus
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
Peter: What's the matter? Are you sick?
John: No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing.