Mang Pedring : (agaw buhay) Nak, kapag mamamatay ako huwag na huwag mong ibenta ang lupain dyan sa likod bahay natin.
Juan : Eh tay! Hindi naman sa atin yan, paano ko naman ibenta yan.
Mang Pedring : Kaya nga huwag mo ibenta diba kasi hindi sa atin, hay! Ang bobo mo talaga!!
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Mang Pedring : (tagumatayon) Juan, bisan anu ang matabo indi gid pagbaligya ang kalupaan dira sa aton nga likod balay ha!
Juan : Indi ko gid man na tay pagbaligya kay indi man ina aton mo.
Mang Pedring : Gani ginhambal ko na sa imo nga indi mo pwede ibaligya, baw kamango man sa imo man!!!
New English Teacher
Principal: Are you the new teacher?
Teacher: Yes, I are.
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a cat.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the cat's legs off, then they told the cat to
walk. The cat got up and walked, so they learned that a cat could walk with just three
legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the cat, and then they told
the cat once more to walk. The cat was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the cat and once more they told the cat to walk. However, the cat wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the cat had lost its hearing after having three legs cut off.
