Isang gabi sa tindahan nag-iinuman nag tatlong magkumpare na lasing.
Pedro : Alam nyo pare, apat ang anak naming. Isa na lang pang basketball team na.
Simon : Wala yan sa dami ng anak ko, sa amin ni kumare mo sampu anak naming. Pwede na kami sa football team at ako ang goalie.
Juan : Wala yan sa akin mga pare, sa akin 17 ang asawa ko. Isa na lang at meron na akong 18 holes golf course. Oh! Ano?? May tatalo pa ba dyan??
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Isa ka gab-i sa tyangge may tatlo ka magkumpare ang naga inum.
Pedro : Abi nyo pre, apat ang akon bata, isa na lang pang basketball team na.
Simon : Wala na sa bata ko, sa amon ni mare mo pulo kabilog amon bata. Pwede na kami sa football team kag ako ang goalie.
Juan : Wala wala ina sa akon mga pre, akon iya 17 ang asawa ko. Kulang na lang isa kag may 18 holes golf course na ako. Ti maanu kamo??
A Dog Bite the Man
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
John: Does your dog bite?
Shopkeeper: No, my dog does not bite.
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
John: Ouch! I thought you said your dog does not bite!
Shopkeeper: That is not my dog!
Who Are The Best Among The Three Restaurant
There were three restaurants on the same block. One day one of them put up a
sign.
Peter: The Best Restaurant in the City.
The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign.
Simon: The Best Restaurant in the World."
On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign.
John: The Best Restaurant on this Block."
