Dong : Nay unsay atong sud-an?
Inahan : Christmas tree ug lansang dong.
Dong : Ha!!! Christmas tree ug lansang???
Inahan : Kamunggay ba, nga ginsubakan ug buwad bulinaw.
The Man Propose to his Girlfriend
Boy: I love you!
Girl: shut up
Boy: I want you!
Girl: shut up
Boy: I miss you!
Girl: shut up
Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl:` Really?
Boy: Shut up!! rice is expensive